gutsanduppercuts:

Hong Kong flight attendants take Wing Chun classes in order to protect themselves in the close confinement of an airplane.

While I’ve watched Wing Chun employed in street fights and fail, it seems like the perfect martial art to learn when needing to quickly diffuse a physical confrontation.
The speed, up close combat and quick neutralization of Wing Chun is ideal in this particular reason.
Also, when flying from Hong Kong, never complain about not getting ice in your drink of you’ll find yourself on the floor, pissing blood.

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catsfeltlings:

cod-tier:

oh my glob you guys, drama bomb!


‘im a graphic design student’ i whisper to myself, slapping glitter text on out-take shots of my lumpy space princess cosplay test.

holyamazing….♥  just wow… wow…

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Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

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"The OED told the BBC that it was beyond the software engineer’s control to determine how the word should be said."

BBC News - Gif’s inventor says ignore dictionaries and say ‘Jif’

The OED HAS SPOKEN. SHUT IT DOWN.

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[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

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nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

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rollingstone:

We spoke with Game of Thrones actress Gwendoline Christie a.k.a. Brienne of Tarth who talks Jamie, beauty, and fighting for the outsiders.
"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY

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Tags: pokemon

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

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